TEAR AWAY FROM 60


(Verse)

He was a tear away from 60
Inching to deaths door
But he was flying down the life's highway
With his foot nailed to the floor
With his foot nailed to the floor singing
Take me out on Wednesday, take me out today,
Take me out on Friday its when I get me payt
Cos im a tear away from the sixties
It's when we drank crap beer
And we smoked untipped Number 6
Without a qualm or fear.
Without a qualm or fear singing


(Chorus)

Take me out on Wednesday, take me out today,
Take me out on Friday its when I get me payt


(Verse)

cos im a tearaway from the sixties
it's when we drank crap beer
and we smoked untipped Number 6
without a qualm or fear.
without a qualm or fear singing


(Chorus)

Take me to the station, get me on that train,
We'll be dancing in the dark and singing in the rain


(Bridge)

I'm Wearing My Ben Shermans
As I saunter down the lane
So pour me out a pint
of your finest cheap champagne
Yes I'm wearing my Ben Shermans
And I'm carrying my cane
And I'll have another pint
Of your finest cheap champagne


(Chorus)

Wearing Sunday best and cool from head to toe
Although im pushing 60 at night it doesnŐt show


(Verse)

Tear away the bubble wrap of my six and nought
Throw away the Zimmerframe
I never will be caught
I never will be caught


(Chorus)

So take me to the dark and kiss me in the rain
Then wait until it's dark and do it all again




SNAKES AND LADDERS


Climbing up snakes and sliding down ladders - Only Way to be
(Yes we're) Climbing up snakes and sliding down ladders - and in the bar for three
(Cos we're) Heading for the bottom just as fast as we can
(And) I'm your man - don't give a damn
Down the ladders up the snakes - Riding bikes without no brakes
And life is easy
Down the ladders up the snakes - These's no fun without mistakes
And we need fun!

We'll get bored with this board game - we're gonna tear it apart
We'll get right to the finish then slide back t the start
(Cos we're) Heading for the bottom just as fast as we can
(And) I'm your man - don't give a damn
Down the ladders up the snakes - Playing games without no beaks
And life is easy
Down the ladders up the snakes - These's no fun without mistakes
And we need fun!
God in his majesty has left the door ajar
We crept out of the sermon and now wer're in the bar

Throw another six and were back in the game
Another throw of the dice and nothings ever the same
(Cos we're) Heading for the bottom just as fast as we can
(And) I'm your man - don't give a damn
(And) I'm your man - don't give a damn
Down the ladders up the snakes - Moshing 'til the dancefloor breaks
And life is easy
Down the ladders up the snakes - These's no fun without mistakes
And we need fun!
WE ALL NEED FUN!


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