LYRICS


TEAR AWAY FROM 60


HE WAS A TEAR AWAY FROM 60
INCHING TO DEATHS DOOR
BUT HE WAS FLYING DOWN THE LIFE'S HIGHWAY
WITH HIS FOOT NAILED TO THE FLOOR
WITH HIS FOOT NAILED TO THE FLOOR SINGING

TAKE ME OUT ON WEDNESDAY, TAKE ME OUT TODAY,
TAKE ME OUT ON FRIDAY ITS WHEN I GET ME PAYT

COS IM A TEARAWAY FROM THE SIXTIES
IT'S WHEN WE DRANK CRAP BEER
AND WE SMOKED UNTIPPED NUMBER 6
WITHOUT A QUALM OR FEAR.
WITHOUT A QUALM OR FEAR SINGING

TAKE ME TO THE STATION, GET ME ON THAT TRAIN,
WE'LL BE DANCING IN THE DARK AND SINGING IN THE RAIN

I'M WEARING MY BEN SHERMANS
AS I SAUNTER DOWN THE LANE
SO POUR ME OUT A PINT
OF YOUR FINEST CHEAP CHAMPAGNE
YES I'M WEARING MY BEN SHERMANS
AND I'M CARRYING MY CANE
AND I'LL HAVE ANOTHER PINT
OF YOUR FINEST CHEAP CHAMPAGNE

WEARING SUNDAY BEST AND COOL FROM HEAD TO TOE
ALTHOUGH I'M PUSHING 60 AT NIGHT IT DOESN'T SHOW

TEAR AWAY THE BUBBLE WRAP OF MY SIX AND NOUGHT
THROW AWAY THE ZIMMER FRAME
I NEVER WILL BE CAUGHT
I NEVER WILL BE CAUGHT

SO TAKE ME TO THE DARK AND KISS ME IN THE RAIN
THEN WAIT UNTIL IT'S DARK AND DO IT ALL AGAIN




BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL


AND SO I GAZED UP TO THE SKY
AND THOUGHT IF I COULD GET THAT HIGH
I MAYBE COULD BE HIGH AND DRY
IT'S A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL BOYS
A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL

SO WITH MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND
I RISKED A FURTIVE GLANCE AROUND
AND THOUGH I MIGHT BE SAFE AND SOUND
(COS) IT'S A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL BOYS
A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M AT YOUR BECK AND CALL
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO SMALL
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE AT ALL
ALL I KNOW US IT'S A LONG WAY - YES A LONG WAY
A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL

SO I WENT TO SEA IN A PEA GREEN BOAT
AND THOUGHT THAT I COULD STAY AFLOAT
'TIL A MERMAID GRABBED ME BY THE THROAT
IT'S A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL BOYS
A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M AT YOUR BECK AND CALL
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO SMALL
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE AT ALL
ALL I KNOW US IT'S A LONG WAY
YES A LONG WAY
A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL

SO NOW I'VE FALLEN WAY BELOW
TO A PLACE WHERE ONLY BAD MEN GO
AN EVEN HEIRONYMUS BOSCH DOESN'T KNOW
IT'S A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL BOYS
A BLOODY LONG WAY TO FALL




SNAKES AND LADDERS


CLIMBING UP SNAKES AND SLIDING DOWN LADDERS – ONLY WAY TO BE
(YES WE'RE) CLIMBING UP SNAKES AND SLIDING DOWN LADDERS – AND IN THE BAR FOR THREE
(COS WE'RE) HEADING FOR THE BOTTOM JUST AS FAST AS WE CAN
(AND) I'M YOUR MAN – DON'T GIVE A DAMN
DOWN THE LADDERS UP THE SNAKES – RIDING BIKES WITHOUT NO BRAKES
AND LIFE IS EASY
DOWN THE LADDERS UP THE SNAKES – THESE'S NO FUN WITHOUT MISTAKES
AND WE NEED FUN!

WE'LL GET BORED WITH THIS BOARD GAME – WE'RE GONNA TEAR IT APART
WE'LL GET RIGHT TO THE FINISH THEN SLIDE BACK T THE START
(COS WE'RE) HEADING FOR THE BOTTOM JUST AS FAST AS WE CAN
(AND) I'M YOUR MAN – DON'T GIVE A DAMN
DOWN THE LADDERS UP THE SNAKES – PLAYING GAMES WITHOUT NO BEAKS
AND LIFE IS EASY
DOWN THE LADDERS UP THE SNAKES – THESE'S NO FUN WITHOUT MISTAKES
AND WE NEED FUN!

GOD IN HIS MAJESTY HAS LEFT THE DOOR AJAR
WE CREPT OUT OF THE SERMON AND NOW WE'RE IN THE BAR

THROW ANOTHER SIX AND WERE BACK IN THE GAME
ANOTHER THROW OF THE DICE AND NOTHING'S EVER THE SAME
(COS WE'RE) HEADING FOR THE BOTTOM JUST AS FAST AS WE CAN
(AND) I'M YOUR MAN – DON'T GIVE A DAMN
(AND) I'M YOUR MAN – DON'T GIVE A DAMN

DOWN THE LADDERS UP THE SNAKES – MOSHING 'TIL THE DANCE-FLOOR BREAKS
AND LIFE IS EASY
DOWN THE LADDERS UP THE SNAKES – THESE'S NO FUN WITHOUT MISTAKES
AND WE NEED FUN!
WE ALL NEED FUN!




MY TRIBE


SO EASY TO RECOGNIZE
WE WEAR LYCA AND EAT PORK PIES
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
WE ARE EASY TO SPOT I GUESS
THE WAY WE TALK AND THE WAY WE DRESS
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
INSIDE MY TORTURED HEAD
I'VE BEEN SO FAR RIGHT AND SO FAR RED
ALWAYS IN CHARGE BUT EASILY LED
TO MY MIDDLE AGED SPREAD
CHEAP SUITS AND EXPENSIVE TIES
WE SOLD ALL THOSE SHAREHOLDER LIES
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
MY TRIBE WE NOW PLAY GOLF
AND WATCH REPLAYS OF THE WOLF
OF WALL STREET! MY TRIBE!
INSIDE MY TORTURED HEAD
I'VE BEEN SO FAR RIGHT AND SO FAR RED
NEVER REJECTING WHAT I WAS FED
GAVE ME MY MIDDLE AGED SPREAD
WE WORE LOON PANTS AND WE HAD LONG HAIR
LISTENED TOYES AND WE TRIED TO CARE
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
TALK ALL NIGHT ABOUT SARTRE AND DYLAN
ANTI HEROES AND THE RIGHTEOUS VILLAIN
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
INSIDE MY TORTURED HEAD
I'VE BEEN SO FAR RIGHT AND SO FAR RED
NEVER CHECKING WHERE TO TREAD
GAVE ME MY MIDDLE AGED SPREAD
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
INSIDE MY TORTURED HEAD
I'VE BEEN SO FAR RIGHT AND SO FAR RED
NEVER CHECKING WHERE TO TREAD
GAVE ME MY MIDDLE AGED SPREAD
WE COULD QUOTE THE BIBLE VERSE FOR VERSE
OUR GOD WAS RIGHT AND THERE'S SO SO MUCH WORSE
SO MUCH WORSE! MY TRIBE!
WE ARE GLOBAL AND WE CAN FIT IN
SPEAKING ESTUARINE AND DRINKING GIN
MY TRIBE! MY TRIBE!
BUT IN MY TORTURED HEAD
I THINK OF WHAT'S BEEN DONE AND WHAT'S BEEN SAID
AND AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE
I'M A TRIBE OF ONE!
I'M A TRIBE OF ONE!




BURGER VAN OF LOVE


OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN SAYS COME AND BUY MY BURGERS PLEASE
OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN SAYS I'VE GOT BACON I'VE GOT CHILLI I'VE GOT CHEESE
OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN SAYS I'M OFFERING SOME RELEASE
WITH ME THOUGHTS ABOUT SPORT AND THE WAY MATHS IS TAUGHT AND HOW TO ACHIEVE
WORLD PEACE

BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE
BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE

OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN SAYS COME AND BUY YOUR BURGERS FROM ME
OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN SAYS A LITTLE ONE IS JUST 50P
OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN SAYS PHILOSOPHY COMES FOR FREE
I'LL TEACH YOU OF LOVE AND THE GOOD LORD ABOVE AND I'LL THROW IN A CUP OF TEA

BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE
BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE

OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN MAKES BETTER BREAKFAST THAN YOU
OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN'S GONNA SEE YOU THE WHOLE DAY THROUGH
OH THE MAN IN THE BURGER VAN CAN STOP YOU FEELING BLUE
YOU'LL LEARN HOW TO SURVIVE AND FEEL MUCH MORE ALIVE IS THAT ONE FRIED EGG OR
TWO?

BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE
BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE

BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE
BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE

OH I WANTED TO TELL THE BURGER MAN HOW HE HELPED ME THROUGH MY DESPAIR
SO I WENT DOWN TO CAMBRIDGE TOWN ON THE EDGE OF THE MARKET SQUARE
BUT WHEN I GOT THERE THERE'S NO BURGER VAN JUST THE EQUIVALENT VOLUME OF AIR
SAW THIS PASSING CHAP, SAID HAS THERE BEEN SOME MISHAP?
HE SAID THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BURGER VAN THERE!

BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE
BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE
BURGER VAN OF LOVE BURGER VAN OF LOVE




WEBCAM GIRL


CRAWLING THE WEB THE OTHER DAY
WEBCAM GIRL SHE SMILE MY WAY
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL MAKES YOUR FLAG UNFURL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

GETTING HOME AND I CAN'T BE LATE
ON THE SCREEN COS I GOT A DATE
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL LIKES HER NECKLACE PEARL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

SHE NEVER ASKS ME WHERE IVE BEEN,
POSES FOR ME ON MY TV SCREEN
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL MAKES YOUR FLAG UNFURL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

SHE BENDS THIS WAY SHE BENDS THAT
SHELL DO ANYTHING THAT I ASK
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL LIKES HER NECKLACE PEARL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

SHE LOOKS OUT STRAIGHT AT ME
AND THE OTHER 50003
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL MAKES YOUR FLAG UNFURL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

SHE JUST LIES THERE SCANTILY CLAD
IM OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER DAD
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL MAKES LIKES HER NECKLACE PEARL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

I'M GETTING OLD , IM STARTING TO SMELL
SHE DOESN'T CARE SHE'S JUST A URL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL MAKES YOUR FLAG UNFURL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

...TAKE IT

ALL DAY LONG I DREAM OF HER FACE
TONIGHT ILL SEE HER IN CYBER SPACE
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL LIKES HER NECKLACE PEARL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL

BEAUTIFUL HAIR AND BEAUTIFUL TEETH
I ASK HER HER NAME AND SHE SAYS IT WAS KEITH
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL
WEB CAM GIRL MAKES YOUR TOENAILS CURL
SHE'S MY WEBCAM GIRL




LIAR


SHE WAS STANDING ON THE CORNER
AND SHE WAS STANDING IN THE RAIN
AND SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA LOVELY
AND SHE WAS DRIVING ME INSANE
I'M INSANE - I'M IN-SANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE
I'M IN SANE - I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE

SHE WAS STANDING ON THE CORNER
AND SHE WAS STANDING IN THE RAIN
AND SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA LOVELY
AND SHE WAS DRIVING ME INSANE
I'M INSANE - I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE
I'M INSANE - I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I'M INSANE

SHE WAS COMING BACK TO MY PLACE
AND SHE SITS THERE IN MY CAR
BUT SHE GOT OUT AT THE STOPLIGHTS
I HAD LEFT THE DOOR AJAR
I'M IN PAIN - I'M IN PAIN (I'M IN PAIN I'M IN PAIN I'M IN PAIN)
I'M IN PAIN - I'M IN PAIN (I'M IN PAIN I'M IN PAIN I'M IN PAIN)

AND I TOLD HER I WAS HEALTHY
AND I TOLD HER I WAS RICH
AND I TOLD HER I WAS WEALTHY
COS I'M SUCH A LYING BITCH
I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR
I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR

AND I SAID I WAS A SINGER
I WAS IN A FAMOUS BAND
AND I NEVER LIFT A FINGER
COS MY SUCCESS ALREADY PLANNED
I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR
I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR

I SAID I PLAYED THE GUITAR
I SAID I PLAYED IT WELL
AND I HANG OUT WITH THE BIG STARS
AND I MIGHT KNOW VOM AS WELL
I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR
I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR

SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T TAKE NO BULLSHIT
SHE DIDN'T GO FOR ALL THAT STUFF
SHE SAID SHE'D HAD TOO MUCH ALREADY
BUT I DON'T THINK SHE'D HAD ENOUGH

COS SHE'S A LIAR - SHE'S A LIAR SHE'S A LIAR SHE'S A LIAR SHE'S A LIAR
SHE'S A LIAR - SHE'S A LIAR SHE'S A LIAR SHE'S A LIAR SHE'S A LIAR

I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR
I'M A LIAR - I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR I'M A LIAR

SHE WAS STANDING ON THE CORNER
AND SHE WAS STANDING IN THE RAIN
AND SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA LOVELY
AND SHE WAS DRIVING ME INSANE!!




GOLF


G-O G-O-L G-O-L-F GOLF!
G-O G-O-L G-O-L-F GOLF!

GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.

40 YEARS OF WORK HAVE LEFT THEIR MARK UPON MY SOUL
40 YEARS OF FEELING I WAS NEVER IN CONTROL
40 YEARS OF WORK AND NOW I'M SIGNING ON THE DOLE
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HIT A LITTLE WHITE BALL INTO A LITTLE ROUND HOLE.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.

40 YEARS OF WORK HAVE LEFT ME FEELING SLIGHTLY SICK
40 YEARS OF DOING WHAT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE TICK
40 YEARS OF TRYING TO CRAWL UP MY OWN FUCKING PRICK
AND NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO HIT A LITTLE WHITE BALL WITH A LUMP OF METAL ON A STICK
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.

40 YEARS OF WORK HAVE WREAKED THEIR HAVOC UPON ME
40 YEARS OF BEING WHAT THEY WANTED ME TO BE
40 YEARS OF WORK AND NOW THEY SAY THEY'VE SET ME FREE...
(TO HIT A LITTLE WHITE BALL UP IN THE AIR AND GET THE BASTARD STUCK BEHIND A TREE.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.

40 YEARS OF WORK HAVE DONE SOME STRANGE THINGS TO MY HEAD
40 YEARS OF WISHING I'D DONE SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD
40 YEARS OF DOING JUST EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAID
AND I'M NEVER GONNA GO OUT AND PLAY GOLF I'M JUST GONNA STAY IN BED
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.

GO OUT
GET DRUNK
GO OUT
PLAY GOLF

GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.

40 YEARS OF WORK HAVE DONE SOME BAD THINGS TO MY BRAIN
40 YEARS OF WORK HAVE LEFT ME FEELING QUITE INSANE
40 YEARS OF WORK BUT WOULD I DO IT ALL AGAIN?

...WOULD I FUCK!

GO OUT
GET DRUNK
GO OUT
PLAY GOLF
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
GO OUT, GET DRUNK, PLAY GOLF.
G-O G-O-L G-O-L-F GOLF!




TORTURE


SHE SAID TALK TO ME
I HEARD TORTURE ME
I GOT OUT MY BULLWHIP AND MY CHAIN
(READY FOR SOME PLEASURE AND SOME PAIN

WHY CAN'T WE COMMUNICATE?
I SAID WE CAN SHE SAID IT'S WAY TO LATE
SHE SAID A GIRL CAN DREAM
I SAID SHUT UP AND SCREAM

I SAID JE T'ADORE!
SHE HEARD SHUT THAT DOOR
I WENT ROUND TO HER PLACE
SHE SLAMMED THAT DOOR RIGHT IN MY FACE

WHY CAN'T WE COMMUNICATE?
I SAID I'LL TRY SHE SAID IT'S WAY TO LATE
SHE SAID THERE'RE NOTHING TO FEAR
I SAID LOOK AT THE MUCK IN 'ERE.

I SAID ICH LIEBE DICH
SHE HEARD YOUR PRETTY THICK
I QUOTED FREDDY NIETZSCHE
SHE SAID I'VE NOTHING TO TEACH YA

WHY CAN'T WE COMMUNICATE?
I SAID I'LL TRY SHE SAID IT'S WAY TO LATE
YOUR MY DESPERATE DAN
YOU'LL NEVER BE MY SUPERMAN!

SHE SAID TALK TO ME
I HEARD TORTURE ME
I GOT OUT MY BULLWHIP AND MY CHAIN
READY FOR SOME PLEASURE AND SOME PAIN

WHY CAN'T WE COMMUNICATE?
I SAID WE CAN SHE SAID IT'S WAY TO LATE
SHE SAID A GIRL CAN DREAM
I SAID SHUT UP AND SCREAM




DRINKING SONG


DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY UNCLE JOHNNY WILL LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY UNCLE JOHNNY IS SICK IN THE HEAD
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY DO SOMETHING ELSE IN STEAD
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME

DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY UNCLE JOHNNY WILL LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY UNCLE JOHNNY IS SICK IN THE HEAD
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY DO SOMETHING ELSE IN STEAD
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME

DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE NOELLIE UNCLE NOELLIE DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE NOELLIE UNCLE NOELLIE DRINKS TO THE LAST DROP
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE NOELLIE COS YOU WON'T GET A NICE GLASS OF POP
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME

DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE DAVY UNCLE DAVY IS A DRINKING MACHINE
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE DAVY UNCLE DAVY CAN TURN PRETTY MEAN
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE DAVY UNCLE DAVY COS YOU'LL WAKE UP FEELING GREEN
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME

DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE ANDY UNCLE ANDY'LL BRING IAIN AND GERT
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE ANDY UNCLE ANDY GONNA MAKE YOU HURT
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE ANDY COS YOU WAKE UP WITH YOUR FACE IN THE DIRT
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME

DON'T GO DRINKING WITH AUNTIE ANNIE AUNTIE ANNIE DON'T NEVER DRINK TEA
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH AUNTIE ANNIE AUNTIE ANNIE NEVER SET YOU FREE
I WENT DRINKING WITH AUNTIE ANNIE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME

DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY UNCLE JOHNNY WILL LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY UNCLE JOHNNY IS SICK IN THE HEAD
DON'T GO DRINKING WITH UNCLE JOHNNY DO SOMETHING ELSE IN STEAD
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME
OH CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING WITH ME




TEA WRECKS


I LIKE PISTOLS
I LIKE SEX
I LIKE T
I LIKE REX
BUT LONG SONGS
GET ME DOWN
LONG SONGS
GET ME DOWN




WEEKEND


MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY SATURDAY
THURSDAY FRIDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY
IT'S ALL WEEKEND TO ME
TO ME, IT'S WEEKEND TO ME
I DON'T THE BORING WORKDAYS MAKE ME BLUE
THO I'VE GOT LOTS OF BETTER THINGS I GOTTA TO DO
I DON'T LET THOSE BORING WORKDAYS GET ME DOWN
COS I'LL BE ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN' ....WHEN THE WEEKEND COMES AROUND

JANUARY AND NOVEMBER
FEBRUARY AND DECEMBER
IT'S ALL SUMMERTIME TO ME
TO ME, IT'S SUMMERTIME TO ME
I DON'T LET THAT WINDY WINTER MAKE ME BLUE
I'LL BE HIBERNATING TIL THE SUN SHINES THRU
I DON'T LET THAT WINDY WINTER GET ME DOWN
COS I'LL BE ROCKIN AND ROLLIN... WHEN THE SUMMERTIME COMES ROUND

HARD ROCK SOFT ROCK GLAM ROCK PUNK ROCK
EVERYTHING THAT YOU CALL JUNK ROCK
IT'S ALL ROCK AND ROLL TO ME
TO ME, IT'S ROCK AND ROLL TO ME
I DON'T LET THAT FLAT PACK MUSIC MAKE ME BLUE
I'VE GOT BRAND NEW EARPLUGS AND I KNOW WHAT THEY CAN DO
I DON'T LET THAT BAGPIPE MUSIC GET ME DOWN
COS I'LL BE ROCKING AND ROLLING... WHEN THE GEE-TARS COME TO TOWN...

MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY SATURDAY
THURSDAY FRIDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY
IT'S ALL WEEKEND TO ME
TO ME
IT'S WEEKEND TO ME
TO ME
IT'S WEEKEND TO ME


... have fun ...